Hello random people that want to learn how to do something!

In this page, I'll teach you guys how to do stuff! Some things are very easy to do, while others may take longer than you'd think.

WARNING! This is not to be taken seriously. But then again, most things on this website are not to be taken seriously because this website was made out of boredom.

How to... read a book! :O

1.Pick a book.
2.Find the front cover.
3.Turn the front cover. You're now on the first page of the book! :D
4.Look at the words and pictures in the book.
5.Flip the page.
6.Repeat steps 4-5 until you finish the book.
7.Walk up to someone and tell them, 'I just finished reading a book! :D

How to... pick a cookie!

1.Look at the cookies you can have. What are the choices?
2.Pick up each cookie and do whatever you think you should do that'll help you pick.
3.Pick the cookie you want.
4.Eat the cookie! :D
OR
if you can't choose just one cookie,
TAKE AS MANY AS YOU CAN AND RUN AWAY LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC! :D

How to... watch tv!

1.Choose a television. You need a television to watch tv! There will be a 'How to choose a tv' in the near future.
2.Get the remote. OR if there's no remote, GET OFF YOUR LAZY BUTT AND PRESS THE BUTTONS ON THE TV!
3.Press the buttons on the remote or tv until the picture on the tv changes.
4.Repeat step 3 until you find a picture on the tv that you think you might like.
5.Stare at the picture. IT MOVES! :D


And now you know how to watch TV!

How to... WALK ACROSS NIAGARA FALLS ON A ROPE?! O_O

1.The most important thing you need is VERY LONG ROPE!
2.Go to Niagara Falls. Prefferably with your friends (I mean, if you fail and die, who's going to delete everything on your computer?)
3.Go to one side of Niagara Falls. Make one of your friends go on the other side. BOTH OF YOU HAVE TO HOLD ON TO THE ROPE!
4.Make your friend HOLD the rope. Make them hold it TIGHTLY. (my brother:That's what she said!)
5.Tie your end of the rope to something. Or make your other friend hold it. TIGHTLY. (my brother:THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! Kat:Enough with the 'That's What She Said'!)
6.TRY to walk across the Niagara Falls using the rope.

If you get all the way across, CONGRATULATIONS! If you don't, then I'm not responsible for your death if you died. I just give suggestions on how to do stuff. Once you try it on your own, I'm not responsible for what happens to you.

    Anything you want to learn how to do?